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So... I don't speak Spanish... EDIT: apparently my Spanish is muy rusty because I've been informed that this stepmom is crazy. Ha! So, learn from my mistakes and don't post #momgoals on a stepmother to a wheelchair-bound girl who is kissing the boy the stepmother is having an affair with. Also, I need to start watching novellas. 🤣 #RealMomGoals #TimeToLearnSpanish #kidsaretheworst

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What I wore carpool! You know how I like to keep it real here on #kidsaretheworst. Sometimes when I am taking my kids to school, I can't believe what I wear out of the house! I hope my car doesn't break down because I don't want anyone to see me. So, naturally, I take and post a picture of myself in said outfit for a quarter of a million people to see! Makes perfect sense! Not to let the fashion Instagrammer's take all of the credit for great outfits, I thought it would be fun to put together a new hashtag for carpool outfits! WantToJoinMe? (Answer: OF COURSE YOU DO!) Just tag your photo #CPOOTD (CarPool Outfit Of The Day) or #WIWCP (What I Wore CarPool) and tag @kidsaretheworst in your photo to join this Instagram fashion revolution. I will feature your snazziest ensembles and spread the latest in mom couture.

1 Days ago

You like me. You really like me. I'd like to thank the Academy... of Pinterest for giving me recipes to choose from. 'Ppreciate ya! #kidsaretheworst

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And then I enjoy "me time" for the 15 minutes that I can keep my eyes open. #kidsaretheworst

2 Days ago

I love when the kids are home from school. I love when the kids are home from school. I love when the kids are home from school. Time for a movie and gummy bears, I think. For everyone. #kidsaretheworst

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Was I always this jumpy? Or has motherhood made me ridiculously reactive? #kidsaretheworst

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The one thing I always remember is that something has always been forgotten. Come follow my other account @THINGSARETHEWORST for all the worst stuff to make you laugh. #kidsaretheworst

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When people force THEIR resolutions on you. Like, glad you aren't eating sugar anymore, honey, don't mind my pan of Rice Krispie Treats. #kidsaretheworst

6 Days ago

"Hold onto your butts." "Uhhh... life will find a way." "Objects in mirror are closer than they appear." Who knew there would be so many similarities between Jurassic Park and parenting? #CleverGirl via @kimmlasitani #kidsaretheworst

7 Days ago

When your kids know how to change your name on your iPhone. Then again, maybe you should consider legally changing it because I'm pretty sure you'd be the only "Poop Face Burglar" in town. Plus, think of how fun signing that name on checks would be. What's the best childish nickname you've ever heard? #PoopFaceBurglar 📷: @athomewithv #kidsaretheworst

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