Anna Macfarlane

Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst

It's ok to laugh. You were the worst once, too. Email for collaborations.
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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How is it only Tuesday? And how is it still January? And why do I think watching a tv series until 2 am isn’t going to affect me the next day? (Same day?) kidsaretheworst

4 Hours ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Just super quick. Like all my hour-long trips to Target. kidsaretheworst

18 Hours ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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File this under: Things You Chill Out About After More Than One Kid. kidsaretheworst

1 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


If you’re not Level 7 bleeding, keep going, kid. Yes, I have levels for bleeding and pain. Small cuts don’t get you out of anything around here. This isn’t the NBA. kidsaretheworst

1 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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I’m pretty sure I’ve been the recipient of this science fair project. Also... sciencefairsaretheworst via @dabmoms kidsaretheworst

2 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Last night I slept in a terminal. For maybe two hours total. I should have been home in my cozy bed with my family, but instead I looked like the daughter of @jenna.tess here. Shout out to all the parents who get delayed flights and bumped to extra cities. Because yikes. kidsaretheworst

2 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Every time I see this video from @hairspirationbykylee I giggle. Raise your hand if you have a dramatic kid. 🤚✋🤚✋🤚 “Don’t hurt me, Mommy!!” Also, who has a kid(s) who gets crazy snarls every day? ✋ kidsaretheworst

3 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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I bet she’s just hiding the popcorn and treats. Because those concession prices are straight up crazy. kidsaretheworst

4 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


It’s pretty close. Eats garbage. Scratches at the door. Rummages through your stuff without asking. Leaves turds in random places. Pretty close. @vancityreynolds via @therealramblinma kidsaretheworst

4 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


How about for dessert you can have a tall glass of water and some extra toothpaste when you brush?! Happy 96th Birthday to the best person to make a gif meme: @bettymwhite!! kidsaretheworst

5 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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If you follow my other account @THINGSARETHEWORST, you’ll know how much we love to find grammar snafus. But I draw the line at eating children. 😂😂 Thanks for sending this @jboone44 kidsaretheworst

6 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


What would you caption this amazing photo from @coffeeflavoreddreams? My favorite kidsaretheworst caption replaces the above question with all the credit and props!! 😏🙌

6 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


“Watch this!” The two words that have been destroying things in mom’s house since forever. EDIT: this is a fake. It’s supposed to make you gasp and then laugh because you know it’s not real. But also that kids are cray. kidsaretheworst

7 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Maybe THAT is why the grass is always greener...! PopingIsTheWorst kidsaretheworst

7 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


He’s looking kinda flush. AreYouReadyToPotty? 📷: @gg.hyde kidsaretheworst

8 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


But just say it super quietly. And in another room. Preferably two solid walls between you and the baby. Thanks for sending this @lesliemckenna!! If you want to send a photo or video to kidsaretheworst , best ways is by tagging kidsaretheworst in your caption and in your photo OR by DM if you’re public. Otherwise email me! ✌️🙌

8 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


@thedadonline just made the best joke into a meme and I’m ecstatic. Serious Rowling. Do your kids read Harry Potter? I’m begging my two littlest kids to read it with me. I could read them over and over. kidsaretheworst

9 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Please wake me for all the snacks. Did you see what I’m doing this week in the Stories? 🤯🙌 shall I post the shenanigans all week? Yay or nah? kidsaretheworst

9 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Why am I suddenly craving crackers... and CHEEEESE? kidsaretheworst beinglactoseIntoleralntWouldBe

10 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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I’ll never forget the watermelon stage. My back is still mad at me for those. From @momdotme kidsaretheworst

10 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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“But lemme tell you what my friend/teacher/favorite Instagrammer said that was way less insightful but practically the same thing and how I thought they were more right than you.” kidsaretheworst ofcourseNotMyTeenagers

11 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


I always say, if someone is really bugging you, be kind. And then give their kid a whistle. But recorders work, too. And kazoos. And harmonicas. Basically anything that kids will want to play incessantly. @babysideburns you are the nicest mom with your “YEAH!” And you’re seriously funny. Everyone should be following you. Right, @babysideburns? kidsaretheworst

11 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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11 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


I have a sinking feeling that he’s done this before. At least he’s keeping it off the floor. WashRinseRepeatButNowWithoutP 📷: @kierstendevore kidsaretheworst

11 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Shadows, man. An oldie but worth reposting. Don’t be scared. kidsaretheworst

12 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


I mean it works for a lot of things, why not kids? I’m currently writing two things: one is an article called “Why I don’t want my kids to be happy” and the other is an ebook on kicking butt on social media. I gotta finish one, but I just keep going back and forth which is not good for FINISHING. So tell me, which would you rather read first? kidsaretheworst

12 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Hay, I kinda do, too. Do you look like your dad? Yeah or neeeighhh? kidsaretheworst

13 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


How I feel when someone tells me there is a big “surprise” and it isn’t candy. kidsaretheworst 🎥 : @mama_robertsx3 via @afvofficial

13 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Or Instagram. “Thanks” for liking this post. Thanks for “liking” this post. Thanks for liking this “post.” Your turn. kidsaretheworst via Bread Savage on Twitter.

14 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Stool, anyone? 🤔😏 Butthead 📷: @nessiehurtado kidsaretheworst

14 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Look at all these other adults. We are all adults. Just out here adulting. Like adults and stuff. kidsaretheworst

14 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


And if they’re smart, my kids will listen as though the words I speak are gospel. Because 9/10 times it’s SOLID advice. kidsaretheworst

15 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


And you thought YOU were excited for the kids to go back to school. 📷: @silvasita kidsaretheworst

15 Days ago