Anna Macfarlane

Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst

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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be tired and hot and cranky and frustrated and moody again." ✊️🌬 Remember when we were all excited to sleep in and stay up late and just hang out and enjoy each other? Remember when we were like "thanks, teachers. We will take it from here"? Remember how fresh and innocent we were back in the late Spring? Well, fiddledeedee, that was cute. kidsaretheworst When does school start for you?

9 Hours ago
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Anna Macfarlane

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This furry butt creature will knock your butt off and lays butt instead of giving birth to their young! Sounds legit. ButtMomWeWereJustKidding 📷: @shisobastos kidsaretheworst (PKCs ButtIsNotANiceWord MyKidsWouldNeverBeSoInappropri WeNeverUsePottyWords)

13 Hours ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Summer with kids at home has us all going a little crazy. We seriously play this @skipmarley song "Calm Down" every day in our house. It totally chills us ALL out even when we are hopped up on snow cones and soft serve (which is every day lately). Whatever it takes for sanity, am I right? ad kidsaretheworst

1 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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It's amazing what you can get done on the throne. More gems like this over on: @THINGSARETHEWORST 🙌

1 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Alternate caption: pour some bottle on me, yeah, in the name of love. cantgetenough rockon kidsaretheworst

1 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


My Rhett and I always have a good time at Target. ESPECIALLY when I see back-to-school supplies. And when he keeps snagging my Starbucks refresher (blended with ice and a little coconut milk... hello! So good!). Also, shout out to all the teachers. Many of whom commented on my Stories last night that this made them sad. 😂 Sorry. Ish. Anyone want to guess if I bought the furry hamburger keychain? Yeah or nay? GloryGlory SchoolIsComing kidsaretheworst targetdoesitagain (PKCs YouShouldNotSupportTarget BecauseOfSomeReasonAndHereItIs YoureMeanToWantYourKidsBackInS YourSonShouldntDrinkYourDrink WhatIfHeHasHandFootMouth YourVoiceIsAnnoying DudeIKnow) 😂🙈

2 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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I don't know why, but every night this week I have NEEDED to eat multiple pieces of white bread (grannysycamore for those who can get it) after the kids were in bed. And, maybe not coincidentally, my dreams have been amazing. whitebreadforever kidsaretheworst

2 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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So THAT is how babies have such soft skin. YouMissedASpot 📷: @broughkate kidsaretheworst (PKCs --Preemptive Killjoy Comments-- YouShouldHaveLocksOnYourDrawer ThisIsReallyDangerousAndNotFun MySistersAuntInLawHadABabyGetP )

3 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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When swimming is life. IWannaBeAPruneWhenIGrowUp (📹 credit: I cannot find who sent this to me. Please LMK) kidsaretheworst

3 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Dollar store toys sometimes give you more plastic than you bargained for. Alternative captions in the Stories 🙈😆 📷: @emelder7 kidsaretheworst (PKCs ThisIsHighlyInappropriate OrIsItLowly IFindItHardToBelieveYouWouldRe InnuendosAreForWeiners IMeanWinners GetYourMindOuttaTheGutter)

4 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


My daughter tagged me in this. Maybe I've commented too often about pool germs. Ha! But seriously, when you see a bandaid float in front of you in a public pool, it just gives you a different perspective. (From @comics) On a personal and unrelated note, if anyone wants to invite us over to their personal pool, we are game! 😉 What's your favorite pool game? Mine is Fruit Basket. Because I had a bad accident in high school with Marco Polo... I'll share that doozy another time.

4 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Oh I wish I posted this video yesterday on nationalicecreamday. Because this little girl and I feel the same about ice cream. 🍦 = ❤️ kidsaretheworst

5 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


But if I had to sum it up in five emojis or less: ❤️🙈💩🤣💪 In honor of worldemojiday (what a 🌎), how would you describe parenting in 5 emojis or less? kidsaretheworst

5 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Or chocolate. AnythingBut💩 YourNameIsMud (it was mud)😉 📷: @andreapalmer kidsaretheworst (PKCs HowLongWasHeLeftAlone IWouldNeverLeaveMyChildAloneTh IHaveHimTiedToMeUntilHes7 EvenThenIAlwaysKnowWhereMyChil MudAnd💩AreGoodForTheSkin ThatsHowYouGetPinkeye)

5 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


"Bro... you don't talk to your Mom like that." Do you call your kids "bro" or is that just me being "that mom" who talks like she did in the 90s?? Deep breaths. Brooooo. kidsaretheworst

7 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


First thing I wondered when seeing this photo of Beyoncé was, "I hope those are the diaper panties they give you in the hospital. Or probably just a good pad under those bottoms." But I think @modernmomprobs got it right. Real life is the best life, yo. Keep it real. 🤣💪 kidsaretheworst

8 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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Swipe and pick your favorite caption. Or share one in the comments. WindowsToYourSoleChild 📷: @sushkova kidsaretheworst (PKCs ThisIsDangerousForKids ItCouldHaveBeenASeriousFabricA WhoWouldLetTheirChildNearAWind

8 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Happy Friday? Also, the world is weird sometimes. But not you. You're not weird. You're like an always-relevant egg of Silly Putty in a party full of recorders. You're like ten thousand spoons when all I need is a spoon. RecordersAreTheWorst kidsaretheworst

8 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Last night I finished my treat before my show even started. So OBVIOUSLY I had to go get a salty snack to enjoy while the show was actually playing. Which of course lead to wanting something sweet. Repeat forever. It's like you know me, @motherplaylist 🙈🙌 kidsaretheworst

9 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


ad Water you gonna do, grandpa? 🤣 kidsarentalwayskind, but their snacks should be. Have you tried the new @kindsnacks fruit bites? Healthy and tasty snacks are seriously saving our summer with the constant demand for food. Why are kids so hungry in the summer? 📷: @renee.mwangi kidsaretheworst

9 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


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If you give a kid a whistle... you've probably made an enemy of their parents. WhistleWhileYouDoNothing 📹: @ashleendittman kidsaretheworst (PKCs IThinkWhistlesAreDelightful ILoveHeadaches IGiveEveryChildIknowAWhistle OrARecorder WhyWouldThisParentAllowTheirCh IDontKnowGuysButIThinkSomeoneW

9 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


"Oh, the Things I Have Sniffed" is the title of my to-be-written memoirs. Mom-oirs? Trademarking that. 7/12/17 😂 Sniff on @themotheroctopus kidsaretheworst

10 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


If you help me up, I'll "drop" my food on the floor for a year. Deal? Honestly, I'm impressed with this training. Also posted on @DOGSARETHEWORST because DogStool ButNotLikeDogPoop 📷: @nostromo.22 kidsaretheworst (PKCs thatpoordog poorpuppers thatsgoingtobeanexpensivevetbi

10 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


I'm thisclose to having my kids call me "Anna" (which is my name so it kinda makes sense) because hearing "Mom" in public gives me all sorts of anxiety. But not yet. Maybe I'll have them start calling me "Gorgeous" or "Your Majesty" instead. Keep some respect. kidsaretheworst (PKCs ThisIsMomCentric EnjoyTheLittleVoicesScreamingM ItGoesSoFast IWouldNeverLetMyKidsCallMeByMy KidsMustShowRespect AlaadinIsRichCentric)

11 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


The original noisy toy. I'm a fan of any toy that makes NO noise on its own. Those get brought home. Sorry, Buzz Lightyear. From @lunarbaboon kidsaretheworst

11 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


I feel the same way about sushi. I like it, but it gives me the dili💩s sometimes. dilishits 📷: @orlando_rich kidsaretheworst PKCs (Preemptive Killjoy Comments): IDoNotFindAccidentalCursingFun ThisKidIsAHorribleSpeller LookHowHeSpelledToWrong MyKidsWillNeverSpellAnythingWr ItsToBadThatHeCantSpellToGood

12 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Swingin' into Monday. Also, when everyday feels like Monday. Especially Mondays. 📹 @07allipalmer (PKC: IWouldNeverLetMyKidsPlayLikeTh PoorBaby TheBeginningOfALittleBrothersL IShouldKnowImALittleBrother WhyDidntTheMomHelp TheseSwingsAreSoDangerous KidsShouldNotPlayWithPlaything

12 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


I know people mean well but sometimes it's well, mean. Trust me, I ask people for advice. I just usually know them and trust them first. Weird, I know. (PKC: IUsedToBeATeacherSoICanTellYou llYouHowToRaiseYourKidsWhoIDon IHaveAPhoneSoICanTellYouHowToR IHaveStrongOpinionsSoICanTellY TellYouHowToRaiseYourKidsWhoID IWatchedSuperNannySoICanTellYo ellYouHowToRaiseYourKidsWhoIDo IDontHaveKidsAndDontWantKidsSo idsSoICanTellYouHowToRaiseYour ISawAKidTheOtherDaySoICanTellY TellYouHowToRaiseYourKidsWhoID ) 🤓😏

13 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


I admire those who can take a picture of their family BEFORE church. We are always rushing to get there and half-way undressed by the time we get home. I also admire a good nose-picking photo. You nose what I'm sayin? 📷: @aejamba (PKC: MyNephewGotAnInfectionFromPick ThisIsWhyIDontGoToChurch ImEatingHowDareYou NosesCarry479DifferentDiseases IWishIHadAWhiteGarage) kidsaretheworst

13 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


What do I want? A nap. My very own pizza. And a vacation. All by myself. From my problems. Ok, and ice cream. Now tell me what YOU want, what you really, really want. kidsaretheworst

14 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


I want donuts now. And a lunch date with this adorable girl. Reason 6329 to have kids is this feeling right now looking at this photo. (PKC: YouShouldntFeedYourKidsDonuts SupesUnhealthy MyKidsNeverEatSugar YouWroteADoubleNegativeSoooo IDonutThinkPunsAreFunny) kidsaretheworst

14 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Seriously, it's not worth cleaning up. It's bound to happen again tomorrow. At least at night the mess will keep your family safe from intruders. Side note: when does school start again?? 📷: @thetireddad (PKC: KidsNeedToCleanUpTheirOwnMesse IWouldNeverBuyMyKidsAllOfThis IntrudersWouldNotBeDeterredByL NoDoi MyBrotherSellsHomeSecuritySyst HeMakesLikeAMillionDollarsEach LegosArentJustForKids ThisIsMomCentric) kidsaretheworst

14 Days ago
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Anna Macfarlane

@kidsaretheworst


Comment from Anna Macfarlane:


Moms and Dads need some kid-free time to let their hair down... and around and round. I'm especially feeling this right now after a family vacation and 12-hour car ride home. Seriously I'm dizzy just watching this dance move. My kids LOVE fireflies by owlcity. Do you have kid-free plans for this weekend? ad kidsaretheworst

15 Days ago