euzcil castaneto

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram

The epitome of a typical Instagram user. #satiregram satiregram@gmail.com
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"I'm on a new diet now but my fitness pal app doesn't have tide pods listed. it does have tide liquid which is about 92 calories for one cup. so I'll just guess that this dinner is around 500 calories or so. the great thing about tide pods is they're low in sugar and look and taste great. join me on my weight-loss journey as I go through my sink cabinet for more delicious meals! here's to a new year, and a new me." satire satiregram meta counterculture tidepods tidepodchallenge laundrytime dinnertime newdiet

4 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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Trump: "Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?" ... satiregram I think the Oval Office is the real shithole here.

12 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"have y'all seen this or" satire satiregram meta counterculture snow newyorkcity manhattan snowy snowday blizzard coldaf

18 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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it began with the forging of the great rings. three were given to the elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. seven to the dwarf-lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. and nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who above all else desire power. for within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. but they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. in the land of mordor, in the fires of mount doom, the dark lord sauron forged in secret a master ring to control all others, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. one ring to rule them all. one by one, the free lands of middle-earth fell to the power of the ring, but there were some who resisted. satiregram satire meta counterculture newyearseve 2017 fireworks midnightfireworks happynewyear2018 2018

22 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"THIS TA QUITO." satire satiregram meta counterculture flipagram 2017 despacito happynewyear happynewyear2018 2018newyear justinbieber taquito yearinreview 2017bestnine

23 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"when you get a brand new 2017 Toyota but you really wanted a toy Yoda because you like Star Wars so much and no one understands your passion and they often overlook your hints and indirect conversations about how you always find yourself relating to Anakin Skywalker's internal struggles but did you ever hear the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise? i thought not. it’s not a story the jedi would tell you. it’s a sith legend. darth plagueis was a dark lord of the sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life… he had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. he became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. ironic. he could save others from death, but not himself." satire satiregram meta counterculture darthplagueis yoda toyota toyyoda

29 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


haven't been posting lately, but will get back into it. maaaaybe. that was another cool year and more of my chicken-scratch handwriting for you to look at. seems like y'all like when I use something other than my off-brand post-its @3m hey @3m how about you send me some free shit like real brand name post-its, it's like free exposure for you and I go through dozens of drafts because I have no faith in my handwriting aesthetic, k thx your community manager won't see this but whatever maybe tag @3m in the comments to help me out, wait don't do that, I never do calls to action on my account. you know what, I don't care satire satiregram counterculture meta

29 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"if I had saved enough money to buy avocado toast, then all of these would be avocado toast, or if I had a nice butt 🍑 then at least 6 of them would just be my butt" 2017bestnine satiregram satire meta counterculture

29 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"issa santa paws lol! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😤😍🎅🐶" satire satiregram meta counterculture dog dogsofinstagram santahat petsofinstagram goodboy christmas xmas tistheseason jinglebells pleasepuppy please pls

43 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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spending $16 on a small plate of bread with a thin layer of avocado paste is a perfect way to start the morning 🤗 satire satiregram meta counterculture avocado avocadotoast breakfast foodporn foodies

48 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"love @sfmoma 💕" **i haven't posted in forever, so here's an old one. new stuff soon come. satire satiregram meta counterculture museums art artporn artwork museum

62 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"just made these!! used a secret recipe 😉😉😉😉😉" satire satiregram meta counterculture cupcakes food foodporn treats sweet decorated yum cakes art fresh baked delicious

89 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"I want to go back..." satire satiregram meta counterculture tbt throwbackthursday vacation old latergram muchlatergram royals huhuh jetsetter world wanderlust travels takemeaway islands travel travelgram

103 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"🎃 it is time 🎃" satire satiregram meta counterculture pumpkin pumpkinpatch fall jackolantern autumn itistime

110 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROOOOOOOOOWN (aaall the leeeeaaves are brooown) AND THE SKY IS GREEEEY (and the sky is greeEEEY) 🍂" satire satiregram meta counterculture fall autumn leaves fallweather boots whereistand whereistood istand lookatmyfeet lookatmyboots natureporn californiadreaming

116 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"it's spelled Liesel omg 'i' before 'e' except after 'c' wow" satire satiregram meta counterculture starbucks coffee starbucksname misspelledname pls coffee coffeeoftheday myfix caffeine

126 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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132 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

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"love reading in the park ☀️📖" satire satiregram meta counterculture readingtime bookstagram booklover bibliophile readingissexy bookporn

133 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


used a tiny piece of chalk that was the size of like a peanut so this was messy but I felt the need to post something new and I didn't have paper because I don't carry a stack of post-it notes everywhere I go and plus I'm on vacation so this is what y'all get rn so ohhh and also my ice cream was melting and I wanted to eat it real quick rn bye thanks 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 satiregram satire meta counterculture mollymoonsicecream seattle icecream chalkart chalk typography shittylettering

140 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"feels like 🌚🌝 and now I'm blind" satire satiregram meta counterculture eclipse2017 solareclipse solareclipse2017 eclipse2017 eclipse totaleclipse

155 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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159 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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174 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"push me to the edge, all my friends are bread 🍞" satire satiregram meta counterculture bread baked baking bakingtime freshbread carbcity baker @breadfaceblog breadface foodporn foodislife

175 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


today marks five years since I started satiregram and it looks like it's come a long way so that's p cool grilledcheese

177 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"you're either real or afraid. choose to be brave. 🌄" satire satiregram meta counterculture chasinglight iphoneonly photooftheday beautiful artofvisuals vscocam thatsdarling justgoshoot agameoftones vsco visualsoflife livefolk wanderlust peoplescreatives liveauthentic

189 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"we're here together, it's how it should be" satire followmeto satiregram meta counterculture love adventure amazing vacation bestvacations vscocam wanderlust traveltheworld vsco lovecouple travel photooftheday instatravel instagood travelingcouples goodlife travelgram

193 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"u just have to wait for all the good thing to happen all at once and then you will kno that it is life 🤗" satire satiregram meta counterculture livelaughlove wanderlust wanderer colorful lakelife lakeviews dock pier sunset liveauthentic

196 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"I'm captivated by you, baby, like a fireworks show." satire satiregram meta counterculture taylorswift sparksfly fireworks fourthofjuly 4thofjuly 4thofjulyweekend🇺🇸💥🇺🇸 fourthofjulyweekend fireworks🎆

202 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"'be at least as interested in what goes on inside you as what happens outside. if you get the inside right, the outside will fall into place' —Michael Scott" satire satiregram meta counterculture yogaeverydamnday yogalove yogini yogainspiration handstand namaste instayoga yogaeveryday wanderlust fitness yogi yogalife yogaeverywhere yogachallenge yogapose yoga vinyasa

207 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

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"she's so precious omg 🐯" satire satiregram meta counterculture kitten kittensofinstagram catsofinstagram cats petsofinstagram petstagram kitty sleepingkitty sleepingbeauty

210 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"almost got scurvy tho 💀💀💀💀💀 rip" satire satiregram meta counterculture throwbackthursday tbt throwitwayback mayflower 1620 newworld pilgrims selfie thisisme dangmyhairwaslongtho longhairdontcare iwascutetho homies thatnewworldsmell lolchristopherseyeswereclosed

215 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"but this isn't your ordinary cheeseburger—it's a handcrafted 8oz Kobe beef burger with special pink Himalayan rock salt, sautéed organic Vidalia onions from Georgia, gourmet housemade ketchup, extra sharp cheddar cheese that's been aged for three years, and black garlic aioli. $12.99 plus foie gras shoestring fries. it's not bad considering I waited four hours to get it! 🍔" satire satiregram meta counterculture cheeseburger foodporn foodie foodblogger foodforlife foodphotographer cheeseburgerandfries foodpornography foodislife

217 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"BUUUUUUUURNING OOOOON JUST LIKE THE MAAAAAATCH YOOOOOOU STRIKE TO INCINERAAAAAAATE THE LIVES OF EVERYOOOOOOOONE YOOOOOOU KNOOOOOW 🔥" satire satiregram meta counterculture summerheat heatwave helena mcr mychemicalromance wheniwasayoungboy hot itshot killme

218 Days ago