euzcil castaneto

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram

The epitome of a typical Instagram user. #satiregram satiregram@gmail.com // use code "GRAM" for 50% off ⬇️
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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18 Hours ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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swipe left and tag someone for 50% off bedroom goodies, toys, edible panties, lube, and more. get 50% off almost any item & FREE U.S. shipping by using offer code "GRAM" on the @adamandeve link in bio. 18+ only pls. or just tag a friend because you think they like playing with themselves. satire satiregram counterculture meta ad promo spicymemes sinceyourealreadyusingIncognitomodeonyourbrowser younasty

1 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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1 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"20/04/2017 ayyy 420 still so im ready to box hut the crib wth some crystallized nug nugs of that bomb-ass dank-ass from up north, that purp skurp in my python brand hand blown glass blown piece. shits from up north dude. get in on this new birthday cake girl scout cookies strain its lit my guy. snoke som loud jazz cabbage with the crew fr" satire satiregram meta counterculture 420 420blazeit weed jazzcabbage kylemooney handblownglassblown newpiece bong sleep bongzilla

5 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

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7 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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swipe left for one of those equation games and tag someone for 50% off sex toys. get 50% off almost any item & FREE U.S. shipping by using offer code "GRAM" on the @adamandeve link in my bio. 18+ only pls. or just tag a friend because you genuinely care about their sex life. like that scene in the movie The Room, when Tommy asks Mark: "Anyway, how's your sex life?" satire satiregram counterculture meta ad promo spicymemes sinceyourealreadyusingIncognitomodeonyourbrowser younasty

8 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"gang's all heeeeere 💕I lost my sunglasses and cracked my iPhone again but it's okay because I got to spend the best weekend of the year with my bffffffs 👯👯‍♂️👯👯‍♂️👯🕺🏻💃🏻"satire satiregram meta counterculture coachellalove coachella2017 coachella coachellastyle coachellavalley ferriswheel bffgoals

9 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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10 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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11 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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15 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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@huggle could help you find someone you least expected. we all have our favorite places, one of mine is The Whole Foods. I like going there because of the hot bar, but like this week they've been having the same stuff like the potato samosas, turkey loaves, green beans, macaroni and cheese, French fries, chopped intestines, chicken skin, raw mushrooms, various detritus, medium rare chicken, pineapple pizza, and unseasoned grilled chicken breast. but maybe your favorite place is Whole Foods too, and with @huggle you just might find the same variety of people as there is food. like you could find someone who likes unseasoned grilled chicken too because you probably like eating that and that's the first thing you go after when you go to Whole Foods. anyways, if you download the app, I hope it'll help you find someone special. I'm still hanging out by the raw mushrooms for the love of my life to show up. app satire satiregram meta counterculture ad wholefoodsromance hotbar itme meAF solonely siempresolo whowillbuymeflours

17 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"ten years from now I'm gonna look back on my Instagram after scrolling through the thousands of photos and see this picture of you two at brunch at our favorite place El Torito and think of all the tacos we ate and how much we complained about our love life and how college was so dumb, you two were always there to hold my hair back when I had too many scotchka cocktails, and you were there to bail me out when I stole that coffee mug from Denny's and I hit the manager, omg that was crazy. we're so different now but it's because of you both that we can all make a difference too. even tho you two were half-listening to me here but whatever." satire satiregram meta counterculture bff👭 bffgoals besties amazing livelaughlove throughitall

18 Days ago
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"my favorite quote is from great gatsby: 'so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.' idk I liked the movie better than the book because the book was too long but whatever I had to write an essay about themes or some shit about west egg and wealth and poverty and I just don't like poor people ugh" satire satiregram meta counterculture bookstagram bookshelf greatgatsby fscottfitzgerald reader itslit itsLITerature bookporn

21 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

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22 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"wait try opening the window. or defrost and then wipe the windshield. maybe turn on the AC. but then it'd be cold. how about we get pneumonia. kill me. ⛄️☃️❄️🌬💀" satire satiregram meta counterculture cold foggywindow foggy heart imcold imcoldtho help wecantsee

25 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"today's morning ritual: shower for 50 minutes, exfoliate using various Aesop products, eat tuna, and debate going to class." satire satiregram meta counterculture inspo mirrorselfie messyroom itme aesop plainme justme selfie ishouldcleanmyroom

27 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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28 Days ago
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"NationalPuppyDay this is my pup. his name is Nugget and he's having a heckin' good time 🐶" satire satiregram meta counterculture 3m I need post-it notes or maybe a sponsorship, that'd be cool dogstagram pupsofinstagram doggo pupper heckinpupper

33 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

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download @huggle you might find love in a hopeless place like that weird coffee shop that you like keeping a secret. so put this app on your home screen next to your Yahoo mail app or whatever you have there. yes, I’m getting paid to tell you about Huggle so just do it OK? satire satiregram meta counterculture ad wefoundloveinahopelessplace

34 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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36 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"listen to your local soothesayer, guys... tbh it prolly felt like a Caesar Salad with like blood dressing lmao but fr this scene is a 🔥 oil painting called 'The Death of Caesar' by Jean-Léon Gérôme, 🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽 nonewfriends u feel me??" satire satiregram meta counterculture waybackwednesday throwback idesofmarch bewaretheidesofmarch juliuscaesar thoughtyouhadmyback butyoudid ayylmao

41 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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42 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself — Freddy Krueger" ALSO I was interviewed by @collegecandy link in bio to read it! give them a follow for more sweet college stuff! satire satiregram meta counterculture college freddykrueger quotesporn quotestoliveby quotestodieby university itme

49 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"study mode rn 📚what is my life." give @collegecandy a follow for dating, fashion, fitness, and everything college. satire satiregram meta counterculture college studygram manicure studymode grind university collegedays

49 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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54 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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56 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

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"thank u so much @grainytoiletphotography2003 for the photo shoot! they turned out amazing. if anyone needs a super talented photographer make sure you check out my cousin's work at flashmetoo.com/homepage/3/toiletrees420" satiregram satire meta counterculture weddingphotos photography weddingphotoshoot photoshoot shotoniphone6 iphoneonly shitoniphone6 plus mycousin

57 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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nothing like a handful of chocolate-covered Xanax to pass the day away. give @TrophyWifeDelaney a follow! vday valentinesday ValidationDay ValidateMe satire satiregram meta counterculture

70 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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70 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

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"SOMETIMES I RUN, SOMETIMES I HIDE, SOMETIMES I'M SCARED OF YOOOU, BUT ALL I REALLY WANT IS TO HOLD YOU TIIIGHT, TREAT YOU RIGHT, BE WITH YOU DAAAAY AND NIIIGHT, BABY ALL I NEED IS THYME, like the herb thyme not the abstract concept of time. thyme is packed with numerous health benefiting phyto-nutrients, minerals, and vitamins that are essential for overall wellness. thyme herb tea is a popular health drink, thyme is used in the preparation of soups and sauces, and you can even use thyme to marinate or for stuffing for chicken, fish, and meat recipes. SO BABY MAYBE ALL YOU NEED IS THYME satire satiregram meta counterculture thyme facts whatthymeisit itme tumblr thinking deepthoughts

71 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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75 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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78 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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79 Days ago