euzcil castaneto

euzcil castaneto

@satiregram

The epitome of a typical Instagram user. #satiregram 🔐 satiregram@gmail.com // use code SATIREGRAM to get 20% off our book
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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3 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"regram from my bffffff @xX_marylynn_xcobar_Xx this party was litty thx for holding my mohawk girl when I threw up into the shredder lmfao I still can't believe we graduated last week tbh 💕💕💕💕" satire satiregram meta counterculture forrealtho thisisanoldpostitnote founditwheniwascleaningmyroom igetlazytoo tbh butthenagain idoalotofrepeats dontyouhateit when i type like this ayylmao imjust crackingopenacoldonewiththeboys

6 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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7 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"🎓WE OUT HERE 😤💯THE👏🏼GRIND👏🏼NEVER👏🏼STOPS👏🏼I'M ALWAYS AHEAD STAYING ON THAT GRIND😈💪🏼AND NEVER FALLING BEHIND. SHOUTOUT TO ALL MY DAY ONEZ WE STAY DREAM CHASING 🏃🏻SHOUTOUT TO SALLIE MAE 💁🏻JUST TAKE MY MONEY SMH🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤔" satire satiregram meta counterculture college graduation graduationbouquet commencement2017 classof2017 university graduated🎓

12 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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14 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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19 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"Travel day. NYC press run for Growing Up Hip Hop. Lets gooo. I promise to bring yall the hottest show EVER. Just don't reverse image search my Instagram post I totally took this picture of my private jet on the tarmac. I don't even know what Spirit airlines is." satire satiregram meta counterculture flex fakenews whentheflexgoeswrong budgetflights spirit costs50extraforyourluggage howmuchforalltheseLstho lilbowow lmao BRUH 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂🤗

20 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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24 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"I don't usually use dating apps but when I saw ur gym selfie I knew u we're the right man for me. ur like my prince charming nd u saved me. and I kno I can always count on u to be my partner in crime and partner in lunch for the 2 for $20 entree deal at applebees omg 😍😍😍" satire satiregram meta counterculture 2monthanniversary dating love inlove youngandinlove bae datenight anniversary goals relationshipgoals

24 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


my name is euzcil and I'm just another person with an instagram. this was my first ever account and I didn't know what to do with it because I'm not very good at taking pictures. I chose to write descriptions of what I would post... which eventually grew into satiregram and I guess people have enjoyed it enough to follow along. I am very proud to be part of the instafamousbook by @henrycarroll and @laurencekingpub, and I want to give y'all a discount if you're interested in my story and the stories of 49 other talented creatives. link in my bio and use code SATIREGRAM to get 20% off. thank you so much, I'm just here to hopefully make you look at instagram in a different way, and maybe make you laugh at yourself too— @euzcillygoose

27 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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28 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"05.01.2017 // monday motivation. I've never stopped once I started. all it takes is the first step, then you'll be running hard in no time. it's all about setting goals, trust me, once you've got a north star then the horizon doesn't seem that far. you set your own limits, and if you live unlimited like I do then nothing can get in your way. your vibes attract your tribe. set yourself up for success with the people around you. if you surround yourself with positive people, then you'll never be negative." satire satiregram meta counterculture gymflow gym💪 mondaymotivation beastmode fitfam fitnessmotivation goals💯 vibesonly motivation positivity

28 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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50% off bedroom goodies, toys, edible panties, lube, and more AND FREE U.S. shipping by using offer code "GRAM" on the @adamandeve link in bio. 18+ only pls. you know you've been thinking about it, you perv. satire satiregram counterculture meta ad promo spicymemes sinceyourealreadyusingIncognitomodeonyourbrowser younasty

28 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"my favorite single from the b-side of Angry Anteloper's debut album called ELOPE THE LOBES that they've released exclusively on recycled, organic cassette tapes. they're like a fusion of if Jack White joined Stone Temple Pilots and formed a super-band with a mid-nineties Foo Fighters... like all that but with a hint of Rage Against the Machine but without the social rage. I think you'd like it but I know you only listen to mainstream alternative rockabilly acid rap. this could be us but you have a tattoo of chemistry symbols that spell out your name." satire satiregram meta counterculture whatareyoulisteningto musicoftheday musicismylife neverheardofit idontevenreadpitchfork

31 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"tbt back to the function f(x) ya feel me, we was really outchea 💯I mean 24/7 lituation teamnosleep🚫 feds watching always but we stay up 😤never stop✋️fuck 12 fr took all our shit, tryna great gatsby party all night hoping I find my daisy and smash and dash real quick w/e tho I stay dream chasing 🏃🏻💪🏼" satire satiregram meta counterculture throwbackthursday 1920s greatgatsby oldsport prohibitionera

32 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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34 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


swipe left and tag someone for 50% off bedroom goodies, toys, edible panties, lube, and more. get 50% off almost any item & FREE U.S. shipping by using offer code "GRAM" on the @adamandeve link in bio. 18+ only pls. or just tag a friend because you think they like playing with themselves. satire satiregram counterculture meta ad promo spicymemes sinceyourealreadyusingIncognitomodeonyourbrowser younasty

35 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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35 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"20/04/2017 ayyy 420 still so im ready to box hut the crib wth some crystallized nug nugs of that bomb-ass dank-ass from up north, that purp skurp in my python brand hand blown glass blown piece. shits from up north dude. get in on this new birthday cake girl scout cookies strain its lit my guy. snoke som loud jazz cabbage with the crew fr" satire satiregram meta counterculture 420 420blazeit weed jazzcabbage kylemooney handblownglassblown newpiece bong sleep bongzilla

39 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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41 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


swipe left for one of those equation games and tag someone for 50% off sex toys. get 50% off almost any item & FREE U.S. shipping by using offer code "GRAM" on the @adamandeve link in my bio. 18+ only pls. or just tag a friend because you genuinely care about their sex life. like that scene in the movie The Room, when Tommy asks Mark: "Anyway, how's your sex life?" satire satiregram counterculture meta ad promo spicymemes sinceyourealreadyusingIncognitomodeonyourbrowser younasty

42 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"gang's all heeeeere 💕I lost my sunglasses and cracked my iPhone again but it's okay because I got to spend the best weekend of the year with my bffffffs 👯👯‍♂️👯👯‍♂️👯🕺🏻💃🏻"satire satiregram meta counterculture coachellalove coachella2017 coachella coachellastyle coachellavalley ferriswheel bffgoals

43 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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44 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"I love Radiohead he's so good, even tho I only know the chorus." satire satiregram meta counterculture coachella2017 coachellalove coachellafashion heatexhaustion doesanyonehavebottledwater whataboutdrugs

45 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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49 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


@huggle could help you find someone you least expected. we all have our favorite places, one of mine is The Whole Foods. I like going there because of the hot bar, but like this week they've been having the same stuff like the potato samosas, turkey loaves, green beans, macaroni and cheese, French fries, chopped intestines, chicken skin, raw mushrooms, various detritus, medium rare chicken, pineapple pizza, and unseasoned grilled chicken breast. but maybe your favorite place is Whole Foods too, and with @huggle you just might find the same variety of people as there is food. like you could find someone who likes unseasoned grilled chicken too because you probably like eating that and that's the first thing you go after when you go to Whole Foods. anyways, if you download the app, I hope it'll help you find someone special. I'm still hanging out by the raw mushrooms for the love of my life to show up. app satire satiregram meta counterculture ad wholefoodsromance hotbar itme meAF solonely siempresolo whowillbuymeflours

50 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"ten years from now I'm gonna look back on my Instagram after scrolling through the thousands of photos and see this picture of you two at brunch at our favorite place El Torito and think of all the tacos we ate and how much we complained about our love life and how college was so dumb, you two were always there to hold my hair back when I had too many scotchka cocktails, and you were there to bail me out when I stole that coffee mug from Denny's and I hit the manager, omg that was crazy. we're so different now but it's because of you both that we can all make a difference too. even tho you two were half-listening to me here but whatever." satire satiregram meta counterculture bff👭 bffgoals besties amazing livelaughlove throughitall

52 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"my favorite quote is from great gatsby: 'so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.' idk I liked the movie better than the book because the book was too long but whatever I had to write an essay about themes or some shit about west egg and wealth and poverty and I just don't like poor people ugh" satire satiregram meta counterculture bookstagram bookshelf greatgatsby fscottfitzgerald reader itslit itsLITerature bookporn

55 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"this is a pistachio, cookies & cream, and green tea matcha triple scoop tower of flavor drenched in chocolate syrup with a high fructose corn syrup glaze, it is propped up with a thin caramel-stuffed churro in the center, and there's sprinkles all over the top and three maraschino cherries on top. my body is ready and I'm also ready to spray fart in the porta-potty in a few hours, god I love spring break." satire satiregram meta counterculture icecream foodporn eatlikeshit beachbum beachdays springbreak college dessert

56 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"wait try opening the window. or defrost and then wipe the windshield. maybe turn on the AC. but then it'd be cold. how about we get pneumonia. kill me. ⛄️☃️❄️🌬💀" satire satiregram meta counterculture cold foggywindow foggy heart imcold imcoldtho help wecantsee

59 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


Comment from euzcil castaneto:


"today's morning ritual: shower for 50 minutes, exfoliate using various Aesop products, eat tuna, and debate going to class." satire satiregram meta counterculture inspo mirrorselfie messyroom itme aesop plainme justme selfie ishouldcleanmyroom

61 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"sky above our heads, sand beneath our feet 🕶🌴🌞🍍🍹" satire satiregram meta counterculture beachbum beachlife beachday beachbod waitingforsummer sandybutt idkwhattodowithmyarms

62 Days ago
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euzcil castaneto

@satiregram


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"NationalPuppyDay this is my pup. his name is Nugget and he's having a heckin' good time 🐶" satire satiregram meta counterculture 3m I need post-it notes or maybe a sponsorship, that'd be cool dogstagram pupsofinstagram doggo pupper heckinpupper

67 Days ago