If you do anything productive today - which I am not an advocate for - then tap the link in my bio and vote for me in the shorty awards!!
Dieting is super hard when you don't give a shit ( @theladbible)
You know me and my biore strips ( @menshumor)
I know money can't buy you love (or class according to the Countess) but it would definitely help.
Running away from my responsibilities ( @menshumor)
The heart wants what the heart wants ( @comicaldude)
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY NOT ( @mytherapistsays meme queen)
No seriously you guys I'll be right there ( @notskinnybutnotfat)