Claudia Oshry

Claudia Oshry

@girlwithnojob

My dream job is not needing one. 💁🏻 👻 girlwithnojob claudia@girlwithnojob.com
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


BUT WEB MD SAID....(boywithnojob)

2 Hours ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


I do this even when I'm in a relationship

4 Hours ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


*Ben breathes* Me: holy shit what was that

19 Hours ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


Pants are a societal construct used to stop you from living your truth (thenewsclan)

21 Hours ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


I hate the warm weather. Don't appropriate for a chubby Jewish girl with frizzy hair.

23 Hours ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


NEVER EVER EVER EVER FORGET

1 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


Im definitely 3

1 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


aliciachet coming for you

1 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


Ding dong ditch is an American classic. More so than baseball if you ask me (twitter: mcarerras3)

2 Days ago
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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


I personally don't relate to this talk (that's a lie)

2 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


It should just be a general rule of thumb that if I am eating - please just don't even make eye contact with me

3 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


It's true what they say about behind closed doors!

3 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


ddlovato u good?

3 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


Sucks! (notskinnybutnotfat)

4 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


Age old question

5 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


I relate to this wayyyyyyy too much (notskinnybutnotfat)

5 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


Is there anything better than this baby jiggling in slow motion? NO. THE ANSWER IS NO.

6 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

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6 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


Uncle Tito! Is that you?

6 Days ago
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Claudia Oshry

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Comment from Claudia Oshry:


This is a fool proof plan for me

6 Days ago