Ladies, your date has arrived. Tag your single friends!
If I did this I'd be arrested for public indecency. He does it and he gets a belly rub. 🙄
When u mad but bae asks if you want food.
"Back in my day I only had one toy, and it was a stick."
Someone told me I was delusional. I was so shocked that I almost fell off my unicorn.
Nose envy, featuring Bryn.
Me: "I'd love to hang out, but I have so much to do!" Also me:
Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the biggest derp of all?
When you go to work on a Monday but you're hungover and want everyone to leave you alone.
If this hasn't been you at least once in your life you aren't living. #fact
Yes, we did go to Kmart today. How'd you guess? 😂😂 #kmartnz
Let's face it, everything I buy for myself eventually ends up on a dog. Like my @biffy_clyro pins. 🙄
I'm not sure but I think he might want me to throw it. 😂
When you chase the damn ball but he never threw it and these shenanigans are honestly driving you to drink.
It's neither Digby or Alo but we got to stay with Bryn over Christmas. His faces: priceless.
I'm sorry, I can't adult today.
Friendship is weird. You just pick someone and say "yep, I like this one" and then you do stuff with them.